Our goal at the Atomic Fern is simple: we want to provide a comfortable place for you and your comrades to stop in and have a good time with each other without having to take out a loan to pay your tab. To this end, we don't have TVs to distract you (no, the sportsball game isn't playing) and the music volume will never dominate your conversation. Our drink prices are already low, with beer usually being $4 and mixed drinks and wine at $6. We have some board games and playing cards that you can use or you can bring your own. We don't do fancy by default, but if you want fancy, we have a bit of that too.

We hate rules, so here are a few guidelines:

  1. No pets. Sorry, the club is too small for pets. This includes dogs, cats, mice, rats, birds, weasels, burrow owls, tribbles, or anything other than humans. 
  2. No kids. Put 'em to bed and come see us!
  3. There is no #3

That wasn't so bad, was it?